Join the 1% of coaches who don’t do their own busywork.

This is your AI team.

You don’t have to build any of this yourself. The simplest path: hop on one call and we build your entire AI team for you. Local? I’ll come set it up in person.

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Most coaches pick this

We build it for you

Limitless · done FOR you

$2,997

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My team builds your complete AI team — trained on your offer, your voice, your funnel.
You don’t touch a setup screen. One call, we build it, you press go and tap Approve.

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If you’d rather own the build

Build it yourself, guided

Bootcamp · done WITH you

$997

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Prefer to own the skill? We guide you step by step until your AI team is live — and you keep it forever.
Running or we fix it, or we refund you.

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Either way: it’s your team on your own key, and nothing sends, posts, or charges until you tap Approve. Want it bigger or fully custom? See the Custom build below.

Built by a custom agency, a fleet like this quotes $25,000–$75,000. Built for you here: $2,997.

Values shown are the cost to build elsewhere — not a representation of earnings.

What Houdini runs for you (the short version)

Answers, qualifies, and books your DMs — 24/7, in your voice
Writes your content and your newsletter
Finds leads, runs outreach, books calls; preps you, follows up after
Onboards clients and keeps them renewing
Runs your webinars, launches, and community
One report on your phone every morning

Life will never be the same.

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1. Answers your DMs — every platform, in your voice

Replies to every DM in under a minute, even at 2am — Instagram, TikTok, Facebook
Asks the right questions to spot real buyers; only flags the ones worth your time
Books the call right from the DM — no back-and-forth
Answers “how much is it?”, “payment plans?”, “what makes you different?” for you
Chases people who went cold — day 3, 7, 14 — automatically
Keeps working while you’re in session, asleep, or on vacation

2. Makes your content

Writes your daily Instagram captions from your pillars — you approve, it posts
Hands you TikTok/Reel hooks + scripts, ready to film
Turns one video into a caption, a story, a thread, an email, and a Reel
Writes your weekly newsletter in your voice
Runs your posting calendar — a week at a time, approved in one batch
Writes YouTube titles/descriptions/tags, podcast show notes, talking-head scripts

3. Finds and follows up with new clients

Runs cold outreach to your niche — personal, not spam
Follows up touch 2, 3, 4, 5 without you thinking about it
Sends LinkedIn connections + follow-ups (for B2B coaches)
Tracks every lead in a pipeline — no spreadsheet
Wakes up your old “maybe later” leads — some are ready now

4. Preps you for every call

Researches the prospect — their IG, content, bio, pains — before you hop on
Sends a 5-minute pre-call brief: who they are, what they said, likely objections, best-fit program
Remembers if they’ve talked to you before, so you walk in with context

5. Handles follow-up after the call

Sends a personalized follow-up within minutes — with the proposal or payment link
Follows up day 2, 5, 10 — new angle each time, never pestering
Remembers the “call me in a month” people and does it
Sends the contract + payment link the moment they say yes

6. Onboards new clients

Fires the welcome sequence the second they pay
Sends intake forms and chases the ones who don’t fill them out
Books the first session automatically
Handles receipts and payment confirmation

7. Keeps clients happy and renewing

Sends weekly check-ins in your voice
Asks for testimonials right at the peak of their results
Offers re-enrollment before they finish
Answers “what do I do about X?” from your frameworks, flagging only the hard ones

8. Reports your numbers every morning

One message on your phone: revenue, leads, bookings, content, open rates
Warns you when the pipeline gets thin
Tracks DMs→calls→clients and where people drop off
Shows monthly trends so you adjust

9. Runs your launches, webinars, and challenges

Manages the whole webinar sequence — confirm, 24h, 1h, day-of
Follows up with attendees who didn’t buy — replay, objections, deadline
Re-engages no-shows with the replay + a limited-time offer
Runs the full challenge email sequence, day by day

10. Runs your community

Welcomes new Skool / Facebook / Discord members in your voice
Answers the same group questions so you don’t do it 40 times
Flags the posts you should personally reply to